Dear Rachel,
I know you love me very much. As it happens, I happen to love myself very much too. So why don't you just get me that lovely bag I was talking about as well as the very chic, very simple present that you hope will rock my socks off. As you know, I don't wear socks very often, so it will rock the next best thing off me - perhaps my t-shirt? You might have to give me the present in private.
P.S. I have decided to start tagging these posts as Dear..., because I think they should be tracked, for future reference needs, should we need a good laugh.
Always waiting on your gift debts,
Hui
1 comment:
hahahah, hope you get your bag!
x
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